Gender	Male
Industry	Accounting
Occupation	Former Child Model/Actor/Singer. Currently, I'm the guy your accountant despises.
Location	Bhaile Bhlainséir, Baile Átha Cliath, Ireland
Introduction	A scooter obsessed 30-something Malaysian, living in the suburbs of Dublin, Ireland. Is also mad into Liverpool FC and dislikes jump-on-the-bandwagon-type football fans with a vengeance. Apologies but Chip cannot be found on Facebook, MySpace or Twitter. Neither can he be located on Gaydar.
Interests	Scooters, Vinyl Records, Liverpool FC
Favorite books	1984, 2066, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

WTF??!