Clown Cabaret
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Professional Patrick Bateman Impersonator |
| Introduction | I was born in the south. Raised by wolves in the north. I invented the number 'umpteen' |
| Interests | Reading, Writing, Musical Eargasms, Slacking off. |
| Favorite movies | Too many to comprehend with mere listage. |
| Favorite music | See above |
| Favorite books | Anything by Stephen King or Bret Easton Ellis. Frank Miller too. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Quite well, I tend not to stab milkshakes