Pistolier
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Location | M-Town, Dirty South, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | The Pistolier drinks kool-aid mixed from Himalayan glacial water and Dominican sugarcane. He rents his movies from a big red box for $1 a day. He does not put clothes on his animals because that is stupid. He once rode on the back of a Triceratops... and now you are wondering which is more impressive: the fact that he wrangled a beast with a trifecta of spears mounted to the front of its head, or the fact that he can travel back in time. He avoids the public spotlight, as not to draw attention to his on again, off again relationship with Princess Madeleine of Sweden. But most importantly, when he is not writing deep thoughts, he is negotiating the sale of the commonwealth of Kentucky to foreign nations. You love him and think that whatever he writes is the greatest, most inspirational work... ever. |