Pancho
| Location | I have no idea. I'm a dog., United States |
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| Introduction | I'm just a dog, folks. An all-American mutt. A few years back I was living in a backyard with, like, 25 other dogs and then someone got me out of there. Good, cuz it SUCKED! Now life is pretty good. Except I don't have any balls. |
| Interests | Sleeping, Eating Bugs, Vomiting, Getting Petted, Barking At Other Dogs, Digging Holes, Smelling, Licking Myself |
| Favorite movies | Dog Day Afternoon, Best In Show, Wag The Dog, Mad Dog and Glory, Old Yeller |
| Favorite music | Black Dog - Led Zeppelin, Dog Eat Dog - AC/DC, Hair Of The Dog - Nazareth, Hound Dog - Elvis, Walkin' The Dog - Aerosmith |
Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?
Seriously... what the hell kind of question is that? I'm a dog and I at least write shit that makes sense. Cat's safety school? Are you on crack?