Pancho

About me

Location I have no idea. I'm a dog., United States
Introduction I'm just a dog, folks. An all-American mutt. A few years back I was living in a backyard with, like, 25 other dogs and then someone got me out of there. Good, cuz it SUCKED! Now life is pretty good. Except I don't have any balls.
Interests Sleeping, Eating Bugs, Vomiting, Getting Petted, Barking At Other Dogs, Digging Holes, Smelling, Licking Myself
Favorite Movies Dog Day Afternoon, Best In Show, Wag The Dog, Mad Dog and Glory, Old Yeller
Favorite Music Black Dog - Led Zeppelin, Dog Eat Dog - AC/DC, Hair Of The Dog - Nazareth, Hound Dog - Elvis, Walkin' The Dog - Aerosmith

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

Seriously... what the hell kind of question is that? I'm a dog and I at least write shit that makes sense. Cat's safety school? Are you on crack?