Jason Smith Jr.
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Science officer - class 5 star destroyer |
| Introduction | I'm a compassionate being from the planet Zorgon 8. I won't suck out your brains if you don't provoke me. |
| Interests | railroading, kite flying, putting the kart before the horse |
| Favorite movies | The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Band of Brothers, Spongebob Squarepants the Movie |
| Favorite music | Krunk, garbage rock, anything from Chicken Foot, the theme from Scooby Doo |
| Favorite books | War and Peace |