Ipsitilla
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Freelance distributor of victim status |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | "The opposite of innocence is not knowledge, but guilt." *** "One is always offered offense, but is never required to take it." *** "Does this sheep's clothing make me look fat?" *** "Save liturgical music - be an organ donor!" |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
No; the eyes are the windows to the soul, not to the lungs.