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Industry Tourism
Occupation Puttin' da Ho in Hotel
Location Long Beach, California, United States
Introduction Beach chick in the LBC. Word.
Interests Celebrity gossip, coffee, driving fast, Bob Saget, Washthington DC, art, and over-analysing stuff
Favorite Movies Napoleon Dynamite, Bad Santa, Waiting, The Life Aquatic, Super Troopers, Baby Boy, Boyz n the Hood, Overboard, Booty Call
Favorite Music Sublime, Orgy, Deftones, 30 Seconds To Mars, Papa Roach, Interpol
Favorite Books Godspeed, Choke, Fight Club, Lullaby, Tuesdays With Morrie, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, If Loving You is Wrong-The Mary Kay Letourno Story, Jetrosexual, Give Them the Pickle, anything by Eric Jerome Dickey

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

He gives me a black shirt, pants and Nikes, some pheno-baritol-laced pudding, and tells me to go lie down.