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About me

Industry Biotech
Occupation poet laureate
Location United States
Introduction I'm not really mean. I just don't know how to be with people. My mom and dad are the only people who understand me. They tell the kids not to pet me because they don't know what I will do. When I first came home I didn't know what was good love and what was hitting love, so I growled all the time. Now I know that mom and dad love me, so I try not to growl. Sometimes it comes out. I'm sorry.
Interests food, treats, dog jerky, gravy, pooping, biting my butt, licking, scratching, howling, going under the covers. I don't have any 'posables.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of gravy. It will represent the victory of dogs over mail carriers.