Lisa Brower
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Gender | Female |
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Occupation | Writer |
Location | Valdosta, Georgia, United States |
Introduction | Lisa Brower is a humor writer currently residing in Valdosta, Georgia. Having wound her way through a dizzying array of careers; hairdresser, aerobics instructor, make up artist, underdressed waitress, bartender, social worker, and finally a librarian in a small, conservative community, she realized she was a writer at mid-life. She's currently working on two books: "Orgies With Army Men" a reflective compilation of essays on marriage and motherhood, and "Cul-de-Sac Anarchist", an inspirational guide for trophy wives, soccer moms, carpool queens, and other suburban hostages. |
Interests | gardening, working out, fashion, cosmetics, perfume junkie, animal advocate, cat lover, reading. |
Favorite Movies | Lion in Winter-original and new, Dangerous Liasons, Schindler's List, Jarhead (okay, just the scene with Jake's dancing rear end--I'm only human). |
Favorite Music | Telepopmusick, Sevendust, Nocturne, Thrill Kill Kult, Anthrax, Godsmack, Vivaldi, Ravi Shankar |
Favorite Books | The Age of Innocence, The Group, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, any Antonia Frasier or Margaret George. Sherrilyn Kenyon, J.R.Ward, Charlaine Harris, "The Elegance of the Hedgehog". |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
The sad, wrinkled hides of anyone who has ever had an unkind thing to say about me. It will commemorate that not only am I still here, but I still look better than you.