J. M. Caudill
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | The I-4 Corridor, Florida, United States |
| Introduction | You've stumbled into a shady part of the internet. Welcome. |
| Interests | Destroying my body through exercise, ruining my hearing via loud music, Nature, Literature and Writing, Cinema, Music, the arts, Hiking, Back-country camping, History. |
| Favorite Movies | The Good; The Bad; and The Ugly, The Party, Apocalypse Now, The Empire Strikes Back, Jurassic Park |
| Favorite Music | Music is good. |
| Favorite Books | Steinbeck, Chekhov, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, David Foster Wallace, Thomas Pynchon, etc. etc. ... |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
This is the greatest thing in the world. You know how much I love my waffles soggy with syrup. Now I can think of you every time I eat breakfast, because, well--I have waffles every morning.