Gender	Male
Industry	Investment Banking
Occupation	Sr. Registered Operations Specialist
Location	Wasatch Front, UT, United States
Introduction	*Historia vero testis temporum, lux veritatis, vita memoriae, magistra vitae. — Cicero, De Oratore* History is the witness of the times, the light of truth, the life of memory, the mistress of life.
Interests	cyclocross, cycling, bicycles, bicycle framebuilding, road bikes, track bikes, cyclocross bikes, wristwatches, jazz, punk, punk rock, rockabilly, Isuzu Troopers, hand tools, power tools, bicycle tools, bike racing, bicycle racing, Eddy Merckx, Johnny Cash, coffee, beer, vodka

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge