Evan Carden
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Pullman, WA, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a cranky old man, who happens to currently be residing in the body of a twenty year old college student. When I see my fellow students playing frisbee, or whatever in the park, only two things stop me from yelling 'get off my lawn.' First, it's not my lawn and second, they're bigger than me and I'm a massive physical coward. Expect ornery contrariness. |
| Interests | Reading, Writing, Fantasizing about massive wealth |
| Favorite movies | Whatever happens to be on when I'm trying to relax. |
| Favorite music | Anything. Though I prefer female vocalists. Why? Beats me. |
| Favorite books | Pretty much everything, though I especially like everything by Terry Pratchett. |