Jackie Paper
My blogs
| Industry | Maritime |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Manipulation of Vinegared Rice and Other Foodstuffs |
| Location | The Black Between the Stars, United States |
| Introduction | Honesty- so difficult to muster before those with whom we huddle in the cold to stay warm... Nudity- So effortless and gratifying, just so long as amongst the thousands and thousands of approving, salivating eyes, there is not even one pair I can say I recognize. |
| Interests | Aspiring to condition myself not to clutch for a bathtowel to arrange over my sopping wet form when the bathroom door unexpectedly springs open- I didn't open the door. |
Chicken monkey shoes?
Certainly: please specify species, sex and age of primate and two chickens of appropriate size in desired coloration and a straightrazor. Manufacturer not responsible for color alteration due to bloodstaining or refusal of primate to wear "shoes". We accept cash, cheque, all major credit cards and money orders. Payment due before delivery; sorry, no CODs.