Ryan
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Business Services |
| Occupation | Intellectual thuggery |
| Location | Spokane, Washington, United States |
| Introduction | The world is full of jealous haters. And you're one of them. |
| Interests | Music, Politics, Food Network, Reading, Economics, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Republicans, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, talk radio, Surfing the net, CSI |
| Favorite Movies | The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Team America World Police, Star Wars, Office Space, Dogma, Super Troopers, The Bourne Identity, Saved!, The Italian Job |
| Favorite Music | Oh, lots of stuff. Rap, R&B, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Maroon 5, Live, Jay-Z, 3 Doors Down, Alicia Keys, 311, Weezer, The Offspring, The Killers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mike Jones, Trick Daddy, some Third Eye Blind, and lots of other stuff. Classical music rocks. And yeah, Kelly Clarkson. |
| Favorite Books | Ann Coulter, Dinesh D'Souza, Michael Savage, "Witness" by Whittaker Chambers, Thomas Sowell, Ridley Pearson, James Patterson, LOTR trilogy |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thank you for the unique gift. I cannot wait to begin pouring warm, sweet liquids from my new ceramic cock. Your gracious nephew, Ryan