Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Communications Director
Location	Salem, OR, United States
Introduction	"but by the grace of God, i am what i am, and His grace toward me was not in vain." 1 corinthians 15:10a

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

i think that my milkshake would feel a little hurt, confused, and scared. i mean, first of all, the straw is cheating on the milkshake with the apple, and then there's the whole punching a hole in the apple, what do you think it could do to the milkshake?? i'd be terrified of that straw.