JoeL
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Numbchuck Operator |
| Location | San Diego, California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a horrible person. I like long walks on the beach with your mom. I get extremely drunk @ inappropriate times and since I don't remember it then it didn't really happen. I am obsessed with riots and zombies. Big girls and FOB's love me, but I hate them. I have about negative -8 dollars to my name. I only do laundry when I run out of underwear. I used to bite my toe nails. Some say I'm an asshole because I throughly enjoy watching others pain and misery, but it's really cause I just enjoy seeing people in their moments of weakness and seeing how they react. I skate by in life doing the least, and yet always expect the best. I once punched a retard. I took a box of condoms from a friend and poked a hole with a needle on each condom and put them back in the box. I've always dreamed of getting a blumpkin mainly because of the humiliation it would cause the lovely lady performing the act. I like watching bad situations unfold, like a trainwreck... you dont wanna look but you can't turn away, except I do indeed wanna look and I don't ever turn away. I don't believe in Jesus, but if he is real that he must be an alien or black. I also think that God is the name of an alien. |
| Interests | Pounding Vag. |
| Favorite movies | Here's whats in my collection: Wedding Crashers, Old School, Superbad, American History X, The Hangover, The Dark Knight, Half Baked, Mystic River, Waiting, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Cloverfield, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Knocked Up, The Simpsons Movie, Transformers, Traffic, Casino Royale, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Braveheart, Glory, Dawn Of The Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Lost In Translation, Tombstone, Matrix Revolutions, Serenity |
| Favorite music | Wu-Tang Clan, Rage Against The Machine, Third Eye Blind, R. Kelly, Boyz II Men, Usher, Kai, Jodeci, Tupac, Biggie, Dr. Dre, Eagles, Lionel Richie, UGk, John Legend, Jamie Foxx, Incubus, |
| Favorite books | I hope they serve beer in hell, Super/System, The Zombie Survival Guide, anything else to pass time on the toilet. |