Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation Bass Player in KISS Tribute Band
Location Dubuque, Iowa, United States
Introduction I've created some of the worst Cubs blogs in history. I once drank beef juice out of a crock pot. When I'm not wasting time writing horrible blog posts I'm probably wasting time with fantasy sports or finding images to photoshop Wendigo into. I have no eyebrows and my pancreas doesn't function any more. I'm also a terrible Cubs fan.
Interests Chicago Cubs
Favorite Music I go apeshit for Chuck Mangione

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

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