Jake the Terrible Cubs Fan
Blogs I follow
|Bass Player in KISS Tribute Band
|Dubuque, Iowa, United States
|I've created some of the worst Cubs blogs in history. I once drank beef juice out of a crock pot. When I'm not wasting time writing horrible blog posts I'm probably wasting time with fantasy sports or finding images to photoshop Wendigo into. I have no eyebrows and my pancreas doesn't function any more. I'm also a terrible Cubs fan.
|I go apeshit for Chuck Mangione
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
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