Zottty aka Zotmister

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About me

Gender Female
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Occupation Sr. Creative Writer & Producer, Shrink, Zen Master my own Garden
Location Houston, Texas, United States
Introduction I sometimes get my thongs in a bunch and feel an overwhelming sense (or nonsense, as some might say) to write...ALOT. No edits, or spell check required, just me, sometimes in clothes, sometimes not, just depending on the hour. Rum in one hand, pointing and laughing at something on the other. Don't worry, I only bite when provoked, but once provoked, i'll write like the devil with a fine fiddle; and that fiddle bow aimmed straight at someones ass. EmmmHmmm
Interests Writing, Painting, Reading, Dogs (pet friendly), Walking, Movies, Zen, Ka-Ti, Sky Diving, Philosophy, Science, the Universe, Drakes Equation, The Unknown.
Favorite Movies Contact, Pi, Shawshank Redemption, Saw, Stargate, Frankenstein, Amadeus, Animal House, The Fifth Element, The Shining, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Exorcist, Identity, Elizebeth, Gothika, Blazing Saddles, THERE ISN'T ENOUGH SPACE HERE TO WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN!!
Favorite Music Techno, top 40, classic, oldies, anything that gets my groove going!
Favorite Books The Stand, The Gunslinger series, Firestarter, The shining, Hemingway, The Historian, The Singularity is Near

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"Life is all about ass ... either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it."