Nicky
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Laying the Smackdown on Life |
| Location | Fort Myers, Florida |
| Introduction | Apparently I'm too verbose, my intro was denied by The Blog Monster. So, I'll go with the short version. I'm a 30 year old mother of 3 girls. My youngest, Rage Baby, is a 10 month old former micropreemie who makes existence delightful and painful all at once. I have 2 kids, 5 year old Happy-Go-Lucky and 4 year old Taco Princess, who don't live with me. I share my life with my boyfriend, Stitchfrank, who is a cynical bastard who compliments me perfectly. There is more to say- lots more. It's why I started a fucking blog. Also, vodka. |
| Interests | My daughters, Chevelle, owls, vodka Mexico, cheese, Pepsi, reading, learning new languages, memes and interwebs jabber, funny socks, cheap jewelry, vodka, hookah, photographing (poorly) my kids, cloth diapering, preemies, autism research, vodka, sparkly stuff, Sudoku, abolishing all Manga and graphic novels, trolling stupid people, correcting grammar, procrastination, prognostication, hooker heels, vacationing to exotic and historical locales, rock music, rock music en español, funny pictures of cats, eating too much, staying up late, sex, porn, vodka, the beach, laughing, sleeping, feet, Mexican soccer (go Chivas!), and enjoying life as much as I can while I've got the chance! (with vodka...) |
| Favorite movies | Labyrinth, Lilo & Stitch, Super Troopers, Love Actually, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, The Crow. Some not-movies-but-still-love-to-You Tube-while-drunk are Llamas With Hats, anything by Tomorrow's Nobodies, Charlie the Unicorn, and Wake Up Kitty. |
| Favorite music | CHEVELLE, Nine Inch Nails, Maná, La Ley, Aleks Syntek, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, 10 Years, CKY, Him, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Type O Negative, Marilyn Manson, Stevie B (what? Fuck you, that's what. I like him!), Enrique Iglesias, Juanes, Sister Machine Gun, Machines of Loving Grace, NOFX, Richard Cheese, Moenia, Belinda, The Wiggles, and so much more! |
| Favorite books | The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, Imajica by Clive Barker, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Skinny Dipping by Carl Hiassen, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Lamb by Christopher Moore, actually, there's a million books I love, and not very many that I hate, because I love to read. The ones I listed are the most memorable to me. |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because I've never actually been to a school that had a pool to swim in. Otherwise, I'm totally down, except for the whole nudity in front of kids angle.