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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Future Copywriter |
| Location | Atlanta, GA, United States |
| Introduction | I am an optimistic pessimist. I've been suspended from school for possession of a weapon. I've downloaded all the passwords from my local university. I've jammed both my middle fingers while trying to retrieve a girl's shoe while on a merry-go-round. |
| Interests | Free Running, Bass, Harmonica, Video Games |
| Favorite movies | What Women Want, Armageddon |
| Favorite music | Chemical Brothers, Orbital, Prodigy, MoWo, Clint Mansell, Bond, Daft Punk, PowDer, Benjamin Gate, Frank Sinatra, Peaches, Pink, Moby, Fergie, BEP, Yoshida Brothers |
| Favorite books | A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, any Calvin and Hobbes or Garfield |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie, Thanks, but I can't accept this Canadian Cock. It just winds up making a sticky mess. Please be kind enough to forward it on to a lonely Mountie. Sincerely, Your straight nephew