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Gender Male
Industry Advertising
Occupation Future Copywriter
Location Atlanta, GA, United States
Introduction I am an optimistic pessimist. I've been suspended from school for possession of a weapon. I've downloaded all the passwords from my local university. I've jammed both my middle fingers while trying to retrieve a girl's shoe while on a merry-go-round.
Interests Free Running, Bass, Harmonica, Video Games
Favorite Movies What Women Want, Armageddon
Favorite Music Chemical Brothers, Orbital, Prodigy, MoWo, Clint Mansell, Bond, Daft Punk, PowDer, Benjamin Gate, Frank Sinatra, Peaches, Pink, Moby, Fergie, BEP, Yoshida Brothers
Favorite Books A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, any Calvin and Hobbes or Garfield

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, Thanks, but I can't accept this Canadian Cock. It just winds up making a sticky mess. Please be kind enough to forward it on to a lonely Mountie. Sincerely, Your straight nephew