Bogart
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Stay-at-home Dog |
| Location | Chaska, MN, United States |
| Introduction | Born in New Orleans a week before Hurricane Katrina hit land, I relocated to Minnesota, by way of a dog rescue organization in October 2005. I was subsequently adopted by Linda & Stew because of my pure cuteness, plus they found my charm to be irresistible. During my first year here, I soon realized Stew is not much of a protector. So, through sheer brilliance and bravery, I quickly trained myself to be the defender of the household. Not only am I responsible for patrolling the backyard, but I'm also in charge of warding off intruders (i.e., postal carriers, little old church ladies, squirrels, Jehovah Witnesses, etc.). And since Claire's birth in October 2006, I've added Stay-At-Home Dog to my dossier. I assist Stew with day-to-day caregiving activities. Additionally, I am fond of writing and am available for hire. Plus, I'm open to acting in commercials, TV or movies. Please contact my agency, Two Dog Productions, with inquiries. UPDATE: In October 2008, my family and I relocated to Chaska, MN... home to more squirrels and Republicans than I've ever seen, plus some scary critters called "coyotes" who roam the woods behind our house. |
| Interests | Eating sticks, Chasing squirrels, Running laps around the big trees in the backyard, Forgiving world debt, Patrolling the backyard, A stronger Independent Party, Pet adoption, Free dog biscuits, Impeachment and CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM! (like that will ever happen...) |
| Favorite Movies | Reservoir Dogs, Crash, Caddyshack, The Big Lebowski, Friday, Dog Day Afternoon, Good Fellas, The Fox and the Hound, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Departed |
| Favorite Music | O.A.R., Old 97's, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Big Wu, Gear Daddies, Rick Springfield, Flag with Hank, Willie Nelson, Drive By Truckers, Emmy Lou Harris, Hall and Oates |
| Favorite Books | Anything by David Sedaris. |