Scott M Patterson
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | United Kingdom |
| Introduction | A mostly neutral, often irate supporter with his head in the clouds (due to lack of nous for good tickets) but mind firmly on the pitch. Loves the game, including the hatred, irritation and disgust that comes with it. |
| Interests | Writing, film, reading, football, occasionally television, good times wherever they take me. |
| Favorite movies | 1. Apocalypse Now 2. Memento 3. The Fountain 4. Fight Club 5. The Usual Suspects 6. The Big Lebowski 7. Inception 8. Se7en 9. Wonder Boys 10. Goodfellas |
| Favorite music | Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, U2, Dogzilla, Tiesto, Nilsson, Oasis, Red Snapper, Brian Eno, Riverside, Massive Attack, Moby, anything. |
| Favorite books | The Road, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, The Willing Flesh, Sharpe, Gaunt's Ghosts, Rebus, Fight Club, Dune, Discworld |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt, We both know I have no use for this lovely, thoughtful gift, and would rather you had sent me nothing. Also, my chicken phobia, you know of it if you remember traumatic family holidays. Please refrain from these mind games or I shall start spelling Aunt with a C in our correspondence. Thank you, and goodnight. Nephew.

