My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Student
Introduction	I am a 23-year old failure of finance and accounting at the University of New Mexico. I cried during Pay it Forward, I make race car noises while I drive, and I jack off to the 2004 and 2007 Sports Illustrated Red Sox World Series video.
Interests	pleasuring myself to Glenn Beck, eating microwave/conventional/convection toaster oven baked chimichangas, watching saved by the bell, Boston Red Sox
Favorite movies	Groundhog Day, Back to the Future, Shawshank Redemption, Coming to America, Office Space, The Score, Rain Man, Fight Club, Goonies
Favorite music	Gay Soft Country, the Beebs
Favorite books	Hop on Pop, The Federalist Papers, Green Eggs and Ham, Penthouse Forum

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

When I urinate on my living room floor, it just sits there in a puddle. I figure that if the world was round, it would keep moving forever.