Earl Fando
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Semi-professional Inceptor |
| Location | I'll give you three guesses, Oh, here and there, United States |
| Introduction | I'm much older in person than I am online. I am musically inclined, which means that I like to listen to music on steep hillsides. I have incredibly keen vision, which is utterly useless on a blog. I have shaken the hand of two U.S. Presidents, and would like to shake the necks of several more. |
| Interests | soccer/football/futbol/fussball...and the odd bit of golf (very odd, if you know my game), blogging, and playing the guitar with my knuckles. |
| Favorite Movies | Godzilla Gets His Chest Waxed, Star Wars VII (The Empire Cashes In), The Twilight Chainsaw Massacre, Inception II - (We Make You See This Film Again), Inception II - (We Make You See This Film Again), Conan the O'Brienbarian |
| Favorite Music | The Collected Works of William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy (subtitled: Music to Chew Scenery by), River Monsters of Rock, Grunge Pirates of Omaha, The Mutual of Omaha theme music, Star Trek fight theme music, Oasis - Sounds of the Gallagher Bros Beating Each Other to a Pulp |
| Favorite Books | See Spot Attack Dick and Jane, How I Got My Hair This Way - by Donald Trump, Don King, and Yahoo Serious; My Life with Crispin Glover - by Crispin Glover, The Collected Works of Max Speebek, "I Don't Care Who Moved Your Damn Cheese - You're Still an Idiot" by Linus Coconut, Did Somebody Step on a Duck: A Natural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson |
Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
Not really. If the papier mache is still damp, the wounds seal themselves.