Martin

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Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	Lecturer
Location	Newtonhill, near Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Introduction	My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

They aren't allowed onto buses for half fare