Gender	Male
Location	Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction	I am a young man who wears glasses, and once about every thousand years I write something.
Interests	Writing, comedy, music, movies, TV series, William Faulkner novels, iced coffee, people, history, genealogy.
Favorite movies	No Country For Old Men, The Big Lebowski. I'm sure there are some others.
Favorite music	Genesis, Modest Mouse, James Blake, Led Zeppelin, some Bob Dylan, some Pink Floyd, a little bit of this-and-that.
Favorite books	Harry Potter series, William Faulkner stuff.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Like he's not funny