Heidi
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Washington DC Area, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Heidi. I am weird and live in the DC area. I am trying to be a good momma and also maintain my edge. I am probably crazy.
I am a momma. A hip momma. Momma-llama-ding-dong. My first crushes were Dwight Yoakam, Hawkeye from M*A*S*H, Elvis Presley, and John Lennon. I have a terrific memory. I totally remember you. YES I AM TALKING TO YOU. |
| Favorite movies | Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Juno, Moulin Rouge, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo + Juliet, Strictly Ballroom |
| Favorite music | The Beatles, Britney Spears, Johnny Cash, Flat Duo Jets, The Ramones, Weezer |
| Favorite books | The Ant & Bee Series, The Bell Jar, The Junie B. Series, Lolita, The Precious Bane, The Secret Life Of Bees, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets The Big O, Guys From Space, The Awful Mess, Hello Cruel World: 101 Alternatives To Suicide |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
I would not. Pirates don't have to be professional.