Heidi

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Gender	Female
Occupation	Server/Bartender
Location	Washington DC Area, United States
Introduction	My name is Heidi. I am weird and live in the DC area. I am trying to be a good single momma and also maintain my edge. I am probably crazy. I am a momma. A hip momma. Momma-llama-ding-dong. My first crushes were Dwight Yoakam, Hawkeye from MAS*H, Elvis Presley, and John Lennon. I have a terrific memory. I totally remember you. YES I AM TALKING TO YOU. I hate phony people, Fakey McSnobberson.
Favorite Movies	Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Juno, Moulin Rouge, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo + Juliet, Strictly Ballroom
Favorite Music	The Beatles, Britney Spears, Johnny Cash, Flat Duo Jets, The Ramones, Weezer
Favorite Books	The Ant & Bee Series, The Bell Jar, The Junie B. Series, Lolita, The Precious Bane, The Secret Life Of Bees, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets The Big O, Guys From Space, The Awful Mess, Hello Cruel World: 101 Alternatives To Suicide

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I would not. Pirates don't have to be professional.