KateLindsey

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Gender Female
Location Chicagoland, IL, United States
Introduction I have always had a knack for attracting the kind of guy who will leave me with a bad story. Perhaps I have a high pitched noise I emit that only douche bags can here. Regardless, I have some stories, and I hope you enjoy!

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

I would like my statue to be a life-sized Chia Pet of a giraffe to commemorate my victory in getting a Roomba in every one of "my people's" houses. They aren't the best vacuums, but they're interesting to watch. Just like the statue. Not great, but oddly intriguing.