Beeno Kevorkian
My blogs
| Industry | Internet |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sloth |
| Location | Fiji |
| Introduction | This blog is dedicated to, inspired by and funded by Whetam Gnauckweirst. |
| Interests | Shouting loud incoherent noises; Inaccurately counterfeiting biblical codexes; confusing ghosts into thinking they are alive. |
| Favorite Movies | My Siamese Brother Has Amnesia, Elvis Rixxon Goes to Mardi Gras |
| Favorite Music | Old-tyme Mega-phone singers. |
| Favorite Books | My Siamese Brother Has Amnesia: The Novelization, Jacob Two-Two Murders the Hooded Fang |
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
I would gorge myself on more spicy food and then force people to eat me.