My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Military
Location	Virginia, United States
Introduction	I look good in hard hats. I find solace in scraping paint. I am proficient at paperwork. I love bagels. My short-term career goal is to Fedex my coworkers to Zimbabwe. I firmly believe pandas deserve to be extinct. I am an email ninja--I reply quickly and mysteriously. I veil my insults in esoteric language. I verb nouns. I speak to my superiors in their native language of cliches and catch phrases. Sarcasm is my greatest ally.