monsieur le coq
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | international puppy of leisure |
| Interests | sniffing bottoms, offering my bottom to potential bottom-sniffers, planning the systematic destruction of the global paper industry, licking my peen |
| Favorite Movies | air bud, air bud 2: golden reciever, snow dogs, balto 3, reservoir dogs, beaches |
| Favorite Music | original soundtrack: balto 3, anything used by the wb for their teen-targeted dramatic series one tree hill |
| Favorite Books | who can decide? theyre all so delicious |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
id attend the ball in the nude. sans jumper, sans shoes as well. hows anyone gonna sniff my bottom if its covered in a wooly jumper?