Elise
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Stow, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | I was born to a wealthy family in Eastern Bratislava, but was excommunicated at the age of 9 when the tabloids reported a slanderous remark I had made against the nation's symbolic bird--the pigeon. At 14, I wrote a book detailing my escape from a high-security prison (the details of my incarceration shall be left a mystery). This book was later turned into the TV drama "Prison Break", however I received no credit due to my anonymity in authorship. At the age of 19, I graduated from Haverford University with a dual degree in animal science and peace studies, hoping to pursue a career in furthering efforts to end animal warfare in third world countries. At 27, I married and divorced in Las Vegas. At 32, I became president of Malta. At 33, I was again excommunicated, again for insulting the national bird, this time, the Maltese falcon. I have now escaped to Rome where I will seek guidance from the Pope. I am living undercover as a student in a study abroad program. This blog entails my journeys to make my false identity seem more credible. |