joe

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Jazz/Tap/Pole Dancer
Introduction I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.
Interests Skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid.
Favorite Movies The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Beaches.
Favorite Music Latvian Folk, Vic Damone.
Favorite Books How to Filet a Panda, How to Get back From Boston, How to Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose, Anna Mae Wong's Tits Are Made of Aluminum, My Dog's a Real Fruit.

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

It would be gracious of me to move past the inital phase of my creative career with humility and gratitude, but you guys suck.