bodine
My blogs
| Industry | Military |
|---|---|
| Occupation | consultant |
| Introduction | i'm dead. i was born dead. it's always been this way. that's what it's like when you're born dead. |
| Interests | finding a mate who looks at me without judgement like the women in the Sear's underwear ads. |
| Favorite movies | that Duck and Cover thing that taught me to survive atomic blasts in grade school. |
| Favorite books | boomer bible |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
shrink to a particle and then you are in the water's ear.