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About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation International Jewel Thief
Location The Surfline, California, United States
Introduction Today, I balance work and play as much as anyone can. All things remaining equal, play is more important. Life is short - it's important to make every day count for something, if only to yourself. I'm a former tinker/tailor/soldier/sailor who has now decided that maybe it really wasn't all done for nothing.
Interests off-road, white water, military history, helicopters, spacecraft, swords, war hammers, toyota FJ cruiser, Roman Empire, maserati, Phuket, Bangkok, Palmyra, rapier, gauche, Carthage, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Sanpete, Utah, Wyoming, Arizona, Scotland, France, Polynesia, Malaysia, Laos, firearms, archery, crusades, medieval history, actinobiology, hot glass, utah, california, oregon, sculpture, hummingbirds, firearms, nanotribology, Asia, paleontology, indigenous medicine, travel, science, the Great Game, Afghanistan, motorcycles, french foreign legion, legio patria nostra, scuba, geology, expeditions, edged weapons, history, martial arts, writing, physics, space exploration, planetary meteorology, exobiology, Saturn, Jupiter
Favorite Movies Kingdom of Heaven, The Island, HEAT, Payback, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Valkyrie, Taken, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Star Trek, Blackhawk Down, Bladerunner, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Master and Commander: Far Side of the World, Gladiator, Man on Fire, Band of Brothers
Favorite Music Pink Floyd, Everlast, Sheryl Crow
Favorite Books Kipling's Verse: 1888-1923, Matter, White Powder, Bangkok 8, Going After Cacciato

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he points the ray gun at me and vaporizes me.