C.H. Foertmeyer

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Author
Location Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
Introduction I write books and websites, and I used to sell paint for a living. For fun I write books and websites and never open a can of paint. Words of Wisdom from an old friend: Despite appearances, it is never "free", but merely "included".

"His literary style is unusual, and addicting!" - Laurel Johnson
Interests Writing, Music, Yodeling
Favorite Movies Fargo, The Spitfire Grill
Favorite Music Country, Folk, Alpine Yodeling
Favorite Books Mark Twain

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

No, only when I open my mouth, but then I need not be under water for that.