OrlandoCatastrophic
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | King (sometimes Queen) |
| Location | Oxford/London, United Kingdom |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I fucking hate it when people put quotes or links in their profiles. It's like they're too stupid and unoriginal to think of anything interesting to say for themselves. Goddamnit. Freya Stark is the man... "I suspect anyone self-satisfied enough to refuse lawful pleasure: we are not sufficiently rich in our separate resources to reject the graces of the universe when offered; it is bad manners, like refusing to eat when invited to dinner" http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web2/stan.html The letter 'H' is not pronounced "haitch". Get it right. Or go fuck yourself. Anyone who urges 'carpe diem' can go fuck themselves too. And if you engage in intellectual dick-measuring, you can join them. I am nothing, if not inclusive. Goddamnit. Don't torture yourself, you pretentious bitch. That's my job. |
| Interests | First me. Then you. But it's not always like that. |
| Favorite movies | Stealing Beauty, Taking Off, Tadpole, Alodovar, Harold and Maude, But I'm a Cheerleader |
| Favorite music | Suede,Tallis,Kings of C,Radiohead,My Morning Jacket,Reamon, Smashing Pumpkins, Libertines,Rufus W, Athlete,Idlewild,Air, Velvet Underground,Belle & Sebastian, Goldfrapp,Weezer, Dandy Warhols,Jeff Buckley, Goldfrapp, Zero7, Air, Placebo, The Tears, My Morning Jacket. |
| Favorite books | Tom Sharpe, Enid Blyton, Evelyn Waugh, Me. |