Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	Middle Schoool Math Teacher
Location	Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	OBJECTS IN PHOTO ARE HANDSOMER THAN THEY APPEAR
Interests	Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Writing, Theatre, Acting, Bowling, NPR
Favorite movies	The Fifth Element, Heathers, 9 to 5, Pieces of April, Big Fish, Galaxy Quest, Alien, Aliens, Alien^3^, Alien Resurrection, Mystery Men, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, Sliding Doors, Ruthless People, The Remains of the Day, Waiting for Guffman, Dogma, Serenity
Favorite music	They Might Be Giants, The Wilders, B-52s, Abba, Jason Mraz, Dolly Parton, Trick Pony, Nina Hagen, The Dixie Chicks, Cyndi Lauper, The Black Eyed Peas, Ashley MacIsaac
Favorite books	Anything by Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Anything by Douglas Adams, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Anything by Sara Paretsky, The Discworld Series, Good Omens, Anything by Christopher Durang (playwright)

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

I'd start by finding the person who says I have to dig a hole to China so they'd be nearby when I'm done... and thus easier to push into said hole.