Benjamin Harju

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Technology
Location Michigan, United States
Introduction An Orthodox Christian
Favorite Books The Lord of the Rings, Homeland by R.A. Salvatore, On the Holy Spirit by St. Basil the Great, Against Heresies by St. Irenaeus, The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins by Dr. Seuss

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Thank you for the ingenious maple syrup dispenser. Every time I use it I make horrendous barfing sounds as the syrup oozes out of the rooster beak. Next year I hope you can find a matching chicken that shoots out scrambled eggs when you squeeze it. Somehow I know you will. With love.