Bone Machine

About me

Gender MALE
Industry Religion
Occupation Vulgarian and Connoisseur of Shit
Location Kentucky, United States
Introduction I'm mostly harmless.
Interests I'm not interested.
Favorite Movies The Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, driver training films, STD instructional videos, and most movies featuring a monkey.
Favorite Music Henry Rollins, Nine Pound Hammer, Nashville Pussy, Cheap Trick, Motorhead, Tom Waits, The Stooges, Jason & The Scorchers, Social Distortion, Ramones, Muddy Waters, Steve Earle, ZZ Top, AC/DC, I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch In The House, Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath...
Favorite Books Now Watch Him Die by Henry Rollins, White Line Fever by Lemmy, various pamphlets and scraps of paper.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

My statue will be created from only the finest dung dropped from Bolivian mules. It will commemorate my triumph over shit.