O. Spaniel Murray
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| Location | Elegant Ridge, Victoria, Australia |
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| Introduction | A favorite son of Elegant Ridge, the author is a descendant of illustrious pineapple breeders on his father's side and disgraced Austrian nobility on his mother's. He is considered Australia's foremost exponent of the so-called "stranded adjective" technique. Coming off an illustrious career as itinerant chicken sexer he turned to literature after taking a three week course in creative writing called "Unlock Your Inner Hemingway". Blessed with a vast vocabulary, he hardly ever uses a thesaurus. His father named him after the fifteenth letter of the alphabet. When he locks up his inner Hemingway he is an ordinary academic named Dr R. Blackhirst, resident in Bendigo, Victoria. |