Jesse Hammer
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Professional Jerk |
| Location | San Francisco, California, United States |
| Interests | Lubricating Owls, Obscure Condiments, Hasselling Shopkeeps, Religious Washcloths, Tantric Goatherding, Shampoo Sculpture |
| Favorite movies | Coil Winding; Section E, Dwarfism and You, Turkish Bat Girl |
| Favorite music | Symphony For Wailing Cats in D Minor, Der Flugenherr, Birds |
| Favorite books | The Turtle and the Pharmacist, Anatomy of the Squirrel, The Illustrated Kama Sutra for Kids |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
Pop Goes The Fuhrer