J. M. Smig
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Composer |
| Location | Salem, Massachusetts, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Founder/CEO/First Reverend of the Smig Holy Institute of Technology |
| Interests | porno, coffee, dates who come first, religion and other forms of tax evasion |
| Favorite Movies | Snuff films, German shisa videos, midget porn, Peter North's early work, anything by Tim Burton |
| Favorite Music | Mine |
| Favorite Books | Mein Kampf, Kama Sutra, How To Talk Dirty and Influence People, Atlas Shrugged, Hustler |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Fudge