Bob the Beaver
My blogs
| Occupation | Social Advocate |
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| Location | Mill Pond, Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | Descended from the "Beaver Wars" when the humanoid giants wiped out our colonies across North America and a few of us joined with the spirits of their children and became humanoid beavers. The precious "Beaver Wars" manuscript is safely hidden away, but the inner spiritual battle carries on within every Canadian who treasures our nation, our freedoms, our heritage, our values, our generosity, our dedication to hard work, our self-sufficiency, our sense of responsibility and our autonomy. God has blessed us in mighty ways, so we will strive to keep the beaverhood alive in every Canadian. |
| Interests | Fishing, Mind Shaping, Philosophy, Morality, Economics, Canadian Nationalism. |
| Favorite books | The secret manuscript of the "Beaver Wars". It tells the tales of how us beavers fought the humanoids by building dams on the rivers they used as highways for their canoes. We sharpened sticks and tree trunks along their portages and cracked the ice to drown them in the frozen winter rivers. But their traps and guns eventually defeated our nation of busy productive beavers and they humiliated us by using our pelts for fine beaver collars and fashionable hats. They even used our buddy bears' skins to make tall busby's for their soldiers. But our spirits passed through this clothing into the spirits of their fathers, mothers and children, so that we remain to-day across Canada as the spirit of nationhood we once were. Long live the independent spirit of the Canadian beavers! |