Brent Michael Kelley
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Location | Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | My published books: Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater Chuggie and the Bleeding Gateways Coming soon: Chuggie and the Prisoner Gods |
| Interests | playing the harpsichord with bacon, art, screaming at frogs (wild or domesticated), writing, performing experiments on my own brain, winemaking, enslaving alien races, pottery, fishing for bats, woodworking, and dancing. |
| Favorite Movies | the one with those british guys, the one with all the explosions, the one with the exploding british guys, the one about the boat that was gonna sink but then it didn't, the one where they're in space, the one with the guy in the silly costume, the one with the misunderstood monster who eats everybody |
| Favorite Music | experimental bluegrass death metal. it's pretty much the only genre worth listening to. this blog is in NO WAY affiliated with Yard Gnome Riot, who is apparently a rock and roll band of some sort. we haven't listened to their music, but if we ever do we'll make our opinions known. okay, we just did. they rock. |
| Favorite Books | only the novelizations of my favorite movies (see above) |