The VoMonster
My blogs
| Industry | Chemicals |
|---|---|
| Location | Danville, California, United States |
| Introduction | I work in the oil industry and I do have all the answers as to why you are getting gouged. But it doesn't matter because if you wheel up on me, I'll attack you like Jeff Gillooly on Nancy Kerrigan's knee. And I'll leave you rolling around on the ground crying all the same. |
| Interests | I love to go on the attack. Heck, I once attacked one of my own children when he tried to wheel up on me in the cul de sac. I have no time for heart rate monitors or watt meters. I know how to pedal a damn bike and I know how to make you suffer. |
| Favorite movies | The Blitz: London's Longest Night, The Art of War, Ambush, The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes |
| Favorite music | Thrash Punk, Speed Metal |
| Favorite books | Tora-Tora-Tora, Gods and Generals, The Spear and It's Usefullness During an Attack |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
My can of AlienWhoopAss