Master Baron Von Tuckenstein the First Esquire
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Curiosity Instigator |
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Interests | Sports, Friends, and God. Probably in that order, though I am trying to reverse it |
| Favorite movies | Empire Records, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Notting Hill, The Emperor's New Groove, Brick |
| Favorite music | Dave, Counting Crowes, Ben Folds Five, Dashboard Confessionals, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Jack's Mannequin |
| Favorite books | The World According to Garp, A Solier of the Great War, Power of One, Silence, East of Eden, White Teeth |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
Because in the forest no one tells them that they shouldn't drink margaritas, and they like to drink margaritas.