Happy Huband
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Husband, Father, slave |
| Introduction | I eat shwarma for breakfast. |
| Interests | eating Shwarma, chocolate, steaks, writing about the sex I never have, fantasizing |
| Favorite Movies | The old James Bond-the new James bond is just not right. |
| Favorite Music | celine Dion, Rabbi Carlebach |
| Favorite Books | everything Philip Roth except for his most famous book. |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
Who cares? Whatever I do I will be in trouble