Gender	Female
Industry	Tourism
Occupation	Sticking it to The Man
Location	Halfway Between, The Mojave and Nowhere
Introduction	Jandi became a woman only after successfully completing many years as a girl. She dislikes Republicans, rude people, incompetence, quasi-literacy, mistakes in print, tobacco, crowds, racism and misogyny. Because of or possibly despite her family, she stands firm on a foundation of love and cheese, eternally in search of the perfect taco.
Interests	Words, books, language, reading, writing, Mexican food, cheese, TWOP, Fametracker, Glarkware (pretty much everything offered by Damn Hell Ass Kings), shrimp and oyster po-boys, sunflower seeds, free stuff, drinking, cussing, singing, Craftsman Homes, James Garner, cute shoes, foolishness, WNBA basketball, semicolons, moist soil, jazz, physical comedy, Red Bull, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, my new Aeron chair, my mother, and sweet, sweet solitude
Favorite movies	Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Super Size Me, Crash, Napoleon Dynamite, Victor Victoria, and Scrooge (with Albert Finney).
Favorite music	Jazz, R&B, Funk, anything I know the words to,
Favorite books	The Kite Runner, Lovely Bones, The Red Tent

You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?

Tampons, because that's just the kind of idiot I am.