Little B vs Bundt Cake

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Gender	Female
Location	Denver, Colorado
Introduction	Sorry for any confusion, but this blog isn't actually about cake. Bummer, I know! Who doesn't love cake, I mean really? Rather, this is the story of one woman (me) and her journey to completely destroy that large layer of fat wrapping around the midsection like a bloated life preserver. I lovingly refer to it as my Bundt cake. Spoiler alert! I'm about to ruin the whole story. We can visit the intro, middle and climax later. I just want you to know right now that she obliterates it (or at least she will) and sends it back to "lardtown" where it will officially reside with the "you who's" (weird arm fat that wiggles when you wave), the "chubby rubbies" (thigh jelly that touches when you walk) and the extremely stubborn and annoying "saddlebags" that like to try and claim permanent residence on one's backside. I also take great pleasure in sharing the final chapter, in which she will do an exuberant, but frightening "happy dance" and then gloat in a very unsportsmanlike fashion. (see above picture)